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BreadLab · Spartanburg, SC · est. 2024

Hosting that
doesn't go stale.

A working homelab on real rack hardware in BreadLab — free tools, plain-language docs, and lab notes from actually running the thing. Poke around. Everything here is live.

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1-min load avg
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Currently live

Running right now
in BreadLab.

A mix of public toys, friend-only game worlds, and production web apps. Everything below is up as you read this.

multiplayer · public
Featured

BreadDoodle

A shared canvas. Hop in, draw something, see other people's cursors move in real-time. No login. No ads. Resets every Sunday at midnight.

no login needed · wipes Sunday at midnight
Open the canvas
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browser game · public
New

Toast Town

A little 3D browser game — walk Bread Boi around town, meet the neighbors, build the place up. No login.

play in your browser →
baby sensory · public
New

Shape Party

Colorful dancing shapes & music for babies — 13 worlds of happy characters that bop to the beat. Just tap and watch. No login.

open in your browser →
android · testers wanted
Beta

📱 Shape Party — Android Beta

Install the toddler games app before it hits Google Play. Takes two minutes, no account needed.

join the beta →
interactive toy · public
New

StringWeb

A virtual guitar you strum with the mouse — drag across the strings, hold frets to change pitch, or load a bit of sheet music and let it play itself. No login.

play in your browser →
demo build · public
New

ToastFit

A fitness blog with a built-in workout tracker — log your lifts and watch the volume, consistency, and estimated 1-rep-max charts fill in. Sign in with Google.

open the demo →
demo build · public
New
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FontForge

Draw, doodle, or upload a glyph for every letter, preview your typeface in the type tester, and export the set as PNG / SVG / JPG. No login.

build a font →
demo build · public
New
DRAW!

QuickDraw West

Wait for the signal, then draw. Server-timed reaction test with a shared leaderboard and just enough anti-cheat to keep it honest. No login.

test your reflexes →
monitoring · public
uptime-kuma

Live status page

Every service, every check, last 90 days. No marketing math.

see history →
media · private
jellyfin

Jellyfin

Personal media server. Hardware-transcoded, family only.

accessfamily only
transcodinghardware
Free tools

The lab's toolbox,
open to everyone.

Built for real problems in BreadLab, then left open. No login, no ads, no email gate.

free tool · public
local ai

Can I run it?

Will that LLM fit in your VRAM — and how fast? Estimates validated on real BreadLab hardware.

check your hardware →
free tool · public
networking

Subnet calculator

CIDR in, everything out: network, broadcast, host range, mask, and a binary breakdown.

crunch a subnet →
free tool · public
images

Meme maker

Top text, bottom text, download. Runs in your browser — no watermark, no login, no upload.

make a meme →
free tool · public
documents

PDF toolkit

Merge, split, compress, convert, sign, OCR — the PDF editor that doesn't ask for a subscription.

work on a PDF →
free tool · public
weather

ToastWeather

Current conditions, hourly, and a 6-day outlook for any city or your location. No login, no ads.

check the weather →
free tool · public
networking

ToastFort — FortiGate NSE 4

The FortiGate 7.6 admin exam, one domain at a time — traps, values to memorise, the mode-vs-mode choices the exam loves (flow vs proxy, central vs policy NAT), and 120+ flashcards. No login, no ads.

start studying →
free tool · open source
chrome · firefox

Reader Comfort

A browser extension that makes any page easier to read: tint, dyslexia-friendly fonts, spacing, a reading ruler, plus a highlighter, freehand drawing, and sticky notes. Grew out of the study buddy.

get it on GitHub →
free tool · public
bible study

ToastScripture

Read the Bible with cross-references, Strong's word study, an original-language interlinear, and side-by-side ancient Near Eastern texts. No login, no ads.

start reading →
free tool · public
classics

ToastWen

Read the Analects and Tao Te Ching in the original Chinese — tap any character for its Mandarin, Korean, and Japanese readings, and see how Zhu Xi and Ogyū Sorai read 仁 differently. No login, no ads.

start reading →
free tool · public
networking

ToastRFC

The internet's standards, made studyable. Read the HTTP RFCs with tappable MUST/SHOULD/MAY, a cross-reference graph, a glossary of safe/idempotent/cacheable, and a "what governs this today" resolver. No login, no ads.

start studying →
From the lab

Things we've made
and put out there.

Small-batch physical goods, plus the odd book.

Stay in the loop

New builds, shop drops, lab notes.

An occasional email when something new ships. No spam, unsubscribe any time.

Hosting

Want your project on this rack?

Game servers, web apps, and weird little projects — hosted on the same hardware you see below. Plans from free to $55/mo, no fake SLAs.

See plans & pricing
Inside the lab

The rack running
all of this.

BreadLab is one cabinet, professionally cabled, on commercial fiber with UPS-backed power. Below is the actual equipment list — not a "powered by enterprise hardware" stock photo.

Compute
Dell PowerEdge R630 · dual Xeon · 128 GB ECC
Hypervisor
VMware ESXi 7
Storage
NAS · SATA RAID-5 · weekly snapshots
Network
FortiGate 70F · FortiSwitch · segregated VLANs
Edge
Cloudflare Zero Trust tunnels · no public IPs on services
Power
APC SmartUPS · ~20 min runtime · graceful auto-shutdown
Uplink
1 Gbps symmetric commercial fiber · static IP
breadlab-01 · 12U
U12 FortiGate 70F — edge firewall · IPS · geo-filter
U11 FortiSwitch — core switch
U09 Dell R630 · esxi-01 — dual Xeon · 128GB · ESXi 7
U05 NAS — SATA RAID-5
U02 APC SmartUPS 1500 — ~20 min runtime · NUT
U01 PDU · metered — 47W draw current

Running on

Who's behind this

A professional setup,
personally operated.

I'm Garrett — a network security and managed services professional based in Spartanburg, SC. Day-to-day that means managing enterprise firewalls, designing network infrastructure, keeping backups healthy, and administering Windows and Linux servers for real clients. BreadLab is an extension of that work, not a departure from it.

The lab runs off real rack hardware behind a FortiGate firewall, with Cloudflare Zero Trust tunnels handling inbound traffic so nothing is exposed directly to the internet. Every service runs in Docker with health checks and automatic restart policies. I treat this the same way I treat production infrastructure at work — because sloppy habits don't stay contained to one context.

I'm currently working toward my Fortinet NSE4 certification. I don't claim enterprise-tier SLAs on a homelab — that would be dishonest. What I can say is that when something breaks, I know what to do about it, and I'll give you a real explanation instead of a "we're investigating an issue" email.

Questions

Honest answers.

Get in touch

Got something in mind?

Describe what you need — a game server, a web app, or something else entirely. Reply within a day, usually faster.

[email protected] · Spartanburg, SC · PGP available on request

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